THIS IS A SATIRE!
We all know people, we really would love to kill…
In my country, we have a saying:
“The best can´t live in peace, if the bad neighbor don´t agrees!”
So never feel too safe…Not even in your private backyard on a sunny summer day!
Because if your neighbor is a special one, the kind of stubborn and invasive feller, who always knows best and never gives in, no matter how wrong he is…Then you might be in trouble.
He comes uninvited, creeping through the shrubs, walking into your garden, like it´s his own property. And why? Well… only to kill your nerves and complain endlessly about everything you do!
You´re not neat enough, your garden isn´t tidy the way he wants it to be, your house should be more proper and you should be a much, much better housekeeper…
Whatever you tell him, he won´t listen, none of your points are important to him. He just goes on grabbing.
He won´t even keep his distance or respects your privacy!
He makes you feel threatened and awkward!
Until you finally run to your house for shelter!
And even then, you can hear him deplore in your back!
But do you always have to run? Always being the one, who gives in? Isn´t there another way to get rid of the problem?
Oh, YES! There IS!
Garden tools can be very versatile!
But what to do afterwards? You need to tidy up…just the way, he always told you to do!
You might need the saw…
But acctually it´s much better to just wrap…
And then make a nice stone bed and plant some lovely flowers!
Peace is back…But not for long. The next bad neighbor lurkes around the corner…So keep your tools ready! You might need them again!