The Little Garden Murder

THIS IS A SATIRE!

We all know people, we really would love to kill…

In my country, we have a saying:

“The best can´t live in peace, if the bad neighbor don´t agrees!”

Garden Murder 1

 

So never feel too safe…Not even in your private backyard on a sunny summer day!

Because if your neighbor is a special one, the kind of stubborn and invasive feller, who always knows best and never gives in, no matter how wrong he is…Then you might be in trouble.

Garden Murder 2

He comes uninvited, creeping through the shrubs, walking into your garden, like it´s his own property. And why? Well… only to kill your nerves and complain endlessly about everything you do!

You´re not neat enough, your garden isn´t tidy the way he wants it to be, your house should be more proper and you should be a much, much better housekeeper…

Garden Murder 3

 

Whatever you tell him, he won´t listen, none of your points are important to him. He just goes on grabbing.

Garden Murder 4

He won´t even keep his distance or respects your privacy!

Garden Murder 5

 

He makes you feel threatened and awkward!

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Until you finally run to your house for shelter!

And even then, you can hear him deplore in your back!

But do you always have to run? Always being the one, who gives in? Isn´t there another way to get rid of the problem?

Oh, YES! There IS!

Garden Murder 6

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Garden tools can be very versatile!

Garden Murder 7

 

But what to do afterwards? You need to tidy up…just the way, he always told you to do!

Garden Murder 9

 

You might need the saw…

Garden Murder 10

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But acctually it´s much better to just wrap…

Garden Murder 11

 

…and dig!

Garden Murder 12

 

And then make a nice stone bed and plant some lovely flowers!

Garden Murder 13

 

Peace is back…But not for long. The next bad neighbor lurkes around the corner…So keep your tools ready! You might need them again!