Recently, somewhere on this planet….
“Now listen honey, you don´t need a mask, when you´re just making a phone call! Using a cell phone is NOT infectious!”
Meanwhile, “on the other side of the line”…
“Child, I can´t barely hear you…I don´t understand a word…you´re mumbling…Like you´re wearing a mask or something!”
“Darling, I think our granddaughter´s gone mad….Does that COVID have an effect on the brain?”